If you are a parent and not enjoying your parenthood while your kids are growing up, you are possibly missing out on one of the best periods of your life. As every moment passes your kids are turning into teenagers and beyond.
Add more fun to your kids life as well as yours by telling knock knock jokes to your kids. We have added here 100+ best knock knock jokes for kids, ENJOY!
1.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
3.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
6.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
9.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
10.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you doing?
11.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go on vacation!
12.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
13.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel on a bike without wheels?
14.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it’s pointless.
15.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes are hilarious!
16.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
17.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
18.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
19.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
20.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, sorry, I thought you sneezed!
21.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!
22.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time to catch this hilarious joke!
23.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
24.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
25.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
26.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes!
27.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
28.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
29.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
30.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
31.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
32.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
33.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
34.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
35.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
36.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
37.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
38.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you doing?
39.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go on vacation!
40.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
41.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel on a bike without wheels?
42.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it’s pointless.
43.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes are hilarious!
44.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
45.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
46.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
47.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
48.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, sorry, I thought you sneezed!
49.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!
50.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time to catch this hilarious joke!
51.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
52.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
53.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
54.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes!
55.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
56.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
57.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
58.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
59.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
60.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
61.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
62.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
63.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
64.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
65.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
66.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you doing?
67.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go on vacation!
68.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
69.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel on a bike without wheels?
70.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it’s pointless.
71.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes are hilarious!
72.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
73.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
74.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
75.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
76.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, sorry, I thought you sneezed!
77.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!
78.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time to catch this hilarious joke!
79.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
80.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
81.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
82.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes!
83.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
84.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
85.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
86.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
87.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
88.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
89.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
90.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
91.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
92.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
93.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
94.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow you doing?
95.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, let’s go on vacation!
96.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
97.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel on a bike without wheels?
98.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it’s pointless.
99.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes are hilarious!
100.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
101.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
102.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
103.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
104.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, sorry, I thought you sneezed!
105.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!
106.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time to catch this hilarious joke!
107.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
108.’
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
109.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
